Ace
169 views • 5/16/2015
swag
| 00:01 - 00:06 | So Dawn tell me. How have you found your experiences at Wellington College? |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | And if so what moment has been your highlight? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | I enjoy casting spells and everyone I get close to dies |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | I give my dog weed. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me. Carry on. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | I remember one time I was doing crunches while my dad held a pellet gun to my head |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | I was so scared that I messaged Brad to let him know simultaneously |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | That he was going to shoot me if I stopped |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Sorry. Please continue. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | So the formal. Could you talk us through.. |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | I don't see what's funny. I drank 2 litres of Captain Morgan before it started. |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Sorry. I am truly sorry. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | If you could please continue. What else happened that night? |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | Apparently you did 4 lines of coke aswell and didn't feel it. Is that true? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | Sometimes I pull my hair out and put it in my folder. |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | Shut up you weirdo he wasn't talking to you. |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | As I was saying |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | I went on to f*ck a mermaid |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | and then went on to have a rap battle with Thor |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | He couldn't handle my swag and he died |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | (can't contain himself and laughs uncontrollably at the sheer amount of crap being talked) |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | I topped it off with a cheeky nandos with the ace crew |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | when the waitor arrived with the food he found me wanking with razorblades |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | Jesus Christ.. |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Something tells me he doesn't believe me.. |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | I'm sorry. I do. I apologise. |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | Now I do believe we have someone in the audience |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | Who wants to say something |
| 01:59 - 02:07 | Is Max Henderson here? Max. You wanted to say something? Yes? |
| 02:09 - 02:10 | I'm having a party. |
| 02:11 - 02:20 | There's going to be wristbands and everything. It will be unreal. And this guy talks crap, I've seen manure farmers spread less sh*t than him. |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | Mate do you have a problem? I will end you. |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | Let's go mate. I was taught Karate by Bruce Lee. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | Mate I f*cked your girl before you even knew her |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Don't give me any of that ballix. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | And for the record mate that Dawn bird has more swag than you do. Look at those wheels. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | And don't get me started on your facebook photos |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Laugh at the disabled. Good one. You won't be laughing when I break your legs. |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | To this day it remains the funniest moment of my life |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | This old woman even had to escort Max out of the room |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | I lost my job over that interview |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | Apparently its wrong to laugh in someone's face on national television |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | but this was a moment i will take to the grave. It was well worth it. |
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