| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I'm sitting into office |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I hear knock knock the super walks in |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He looked really happy |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He had a stride in his step |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I've found the solution he says to all our problems |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The bru list |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | He names them out |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Masterson Brian masterson |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | John Hayes |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Michael fuckin parry jones |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | What will they solve I ask |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They wouldn't solve a rubix cube |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Or a child's crossword |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I say where did u get them |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They must be unit e |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | They'll never catch a burgla |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | They wudnt catch a cold |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | They'll find it hard to find there way out of the carpar |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | A wright mess |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Next to blanch compol |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Those guys are fuckin crazy |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The eternal candles |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Never go out |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | School programmes in July |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | No need for saddles on those bikes |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Ddu love getting dug into a good file |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | After the regular have done all the hard work |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And when your off |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They all love there work |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And there colleagues |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Same as unit e |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | A specially prepared unit |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Perfect in every way |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Clearing calls all the time |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Reeling in the prisoners |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Clearing the counter |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And bringing a smile to everyone's face |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Such nice smiles |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They keep us motivated |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And sane thank you |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Blanch what a kip |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | I really love it |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Gonna pull my transfer |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | No need to move love it here |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Morale is so high |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | No bitching |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Great resources and patrol cars |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Keeping it real |
