| 00:00 - 00:03 | He just came back from Tim Hortons, again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | So far, he has been to timmies here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If he has any more coffee it is possible he will explode |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but more importantly he hasn't even won yet |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Surely he must have |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They have over 6 million in prizes |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They can't guarantee everyone will win |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They can only quote the prize distribution |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | So the 6 million in prizes is spread out across all of Canada? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | There are 30 million people in Canada |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That's not even enough to give everyone a dollar |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And there is nothing we can do about it. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do you think his chances are? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Some of those prizes are worth far more then a dollar |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's nothing compared to what they'll mak |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They stand to make billions |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, that's how prize give-aways work |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that an excuse to not give him a prize? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they just can't give everyone a prize |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They wouldn't make any money |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I don't care how much they make |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Gary deserves a prize |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's bought at least 20 coffees |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and he hasn't won a damn thing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He still hasn't won anything at Tim Hortons |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | nothing at all |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | These corporate assholes think they can just sell him coffee |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And not even give him a prize |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they knew how that made him feel |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You cant not get a prize |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You buy a coffee |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You sip it slowly just hoping it will be the one |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The water drawn from the fiery pits of hell |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It burns your lips |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Just when you thought it was safe to drink |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then you roll up the rim |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, its happened to us all |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And all it says is "Sorry Please Play Again" |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The feeling of dissapointment |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Washes over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | As you sink into dispair |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You keep hoping one day it will be you |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | One day you will win a 2 year lease on a Jeep |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | But after 20 coffees you lose hope |
