| 00:00 - 00:03 | So alan decided he wanted to organise a kebeb run tonight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the plan was |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | drive to rodneys then pick up ash, elwyn frank jervis |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then head to mums kebab |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as u can see on this map thats fkn dumb |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | wait one second |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | what kind of car did ash buy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | a green..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | colored |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | he bought a green volkswagon |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and it just sits in his garage doing nothing |
| 00:53 - 01:12 | can all the gooks please get out of my face |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | this cunt buys a fkn car |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | and never fkn drives it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | car looks worse than his first gf |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | all she had going for her was her rack |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | its okay babe |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and the rest of you fks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | why cant u just stay home |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | always going out when u know i gotta work early |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Donny u never come anyways |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | who the fk wants a kebab at 1030 |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | i told brian i wanted hungry jacks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | that long haired cunt, get the fk outta here |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | its always his fault |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | always wearing that fkn bandana |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and those damn cargo pants |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | thinking he's still in the phillipines |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | couldnt even find a shoelace in his house |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | cause they always around his fkn head |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | someone buy him a fkn hat |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | or get one of his cousins to make him one |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why couldnt they be like masco |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | all he eats is nuggets, look at that cunts chest hair |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | tallest cunt in history |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Rob |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | god gave him the biggest dik any woman has seen |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and he becomes a realeaste agent |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | changed his name to rob |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | said the aussies couldnt say roberto |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | these fkn dumb skips |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | this is all your fault cunt!! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | i think its time i come clean about that one night in rosebud |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | when hany took my socks off whilst i slept |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | dont get shy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | i lied to everyone for u |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | you never took my socks off did u cunt |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | you pushed my undies to the side and came in my ass |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | twice! |
