| 00:00 - 00:03 | Apparently they are short of manpower in Tabuk |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | where? |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tabuk, it's a 40 square mile town full of junk shops |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And Hooker will clean you villa for 2 Riyals |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They even have a roundabout which resembles a pineapple |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I must see this amazing architectural delight |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I love pineapples |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir..... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I think it is actually a huge concrete pomegranate |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But all the expats call it a pineapple |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who believe the roundabout looks like a pineapple get out of my sight.... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I WANTED TO SEE A PINEAPPLE! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THE ROUNDABOUT SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING PINEAPPLE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ALL MY LIFE I HAVE WAITED FOR SUCH A THING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | DONT THEY KNOW IT IS MY FAVOURITE FRUIT? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | THEY CALL THEMSELVES AIRCRAFT TECHNICIANS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THEY CANT EVEN TELL A PINEAPPLE FROM A POMEGRANATE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HOW WILL THEY DO THEIR SHOPPING |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | IF THEY CANNOT IDENTIFY FRUIT FOR CHRISTS SAKE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | In their defence Sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DONT DEFEND THEM, THEY ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHAPES |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think it is only intended as a local joke amongst the compound |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A JOKE, THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | ITS RIDICULOUS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | FOR CRYING OUT LOUD |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I WILL TEACH THEM THE DIFFERENCE IF I GET THE JOB IN PHASE DOCK |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | FUCKING PINEAPPLE, I'LL SHOW THEM A PINEAPPLE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I SHOULD BE PACKING SHORTS AND T SHIRTS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | NOT SACRIFICING MY BAGGAGE ALLOWANCE TO TEACH A COMPOUND FULL OF ADULTS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PINEAPPLE AND A POMEGRANATE |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I SINCERELY HOPE THEY PAID MORE ATTENTION ON THEIR INDUCTION |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Otherwise how will they tell different squadrons apart |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They could paint some a different colour I suppose to make it easier |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have just received an email hold on.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A 90 day visa... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Single entry exit, what fucking use is that! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How I expected to experience all that Tabuk's shops have to offer... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Buy myself a car.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Visit Aqaba... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or even get my own SIM card? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, we're BAE. We have our Iqama |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How will I be able to manage...? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe there is a bus into town |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Sometimes |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I like busses... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | As long as I can get my beloved, sweet pineapples |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or I suppose my other option is... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To go into survival mode. |
