| 00:00 - 00:03 | The annual medical congress will be held here in Berlin. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | the sponsored lunch is included. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This will join up with the AMA Educational tour |
| 00:08 - 00:14 | the wine is good and is tax deductable and you can bring partners |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | the whole adacemic department can attend |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it would be a good team building session |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Unfortunately,... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ..Curtin... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Curtin is going to get their Medical School |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The PM just announced it, ... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | OK.... every Academic Professor paid by the Department of Health, LEAVE -University salaried staff- STAY |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was told "it was impossible" |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | "we have all the bases covered" |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "no one wants it" ...."we have too many Doctors" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | half of those outside will want to work for Curtin |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | where will the salaries come from? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and those medical research Institutes... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | smug bastards.. they now have options |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | well have to be nice to them.. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but we control the hospital placements |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | my arse we do - Curtin does 10 times more placements than us |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Institute and department heads are adjuncts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I could choke - everyone is a Professor with a flick of a pencil |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I knew it would happen... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | but not in my lifetime.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | what happened to the tactics?..Impossible you say! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WE are suppose to "pursue impossible", |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Great PR ..........but bugger me,... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ... now.. those bastards have achieved it! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND... they have teamed up with the Dockers |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | .and god forbid they are top of the ladder |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | it's all turned to crap |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | you professors will actually have to teach some hours |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | ..and you now have to do it well... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can't actually tutor a student |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we're OK at anecdotes - and case stories... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | but what about curriculum? and real assessments? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | their course is direct entry from high school |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we can sell the seven years .. we can thrown in a MD |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | .. - where is the AMA now? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry a doctor's salary can cover 7 years fees |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | most of us have been around for a long time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | like the other Deans, I can retire before they actually start... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | -one of you needs to step up |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | we now have to say 'all medical schools work together'.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They'll get some Department of Health jobs - I suspect some of you are already thinking about that |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm certainly thinking about it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | .. let's hope they recruit Lomborg! |
