| 00:02 - 00:05 | Oy Give me that fecking phone |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | Whats up Herr wobblegob |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | You dont half look funny with hair and a Tash |
| 00:10 - 00:15 | You become a right little Hitler when you are upset |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | My new phone is as slow as lavender at a bar |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sir i just called the mobile wallers for you |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | just give me the phone Dumbkopf |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Hello hot wired nicked phones4u |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Any chance of getting this brick speeded up |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | NO |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Why the fuck not |
| 00:29 - 00:32 | The Texts are voice activated and cant keep up with your Gob |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | Look im desperate, i cant even keep up with Tash on facebook and he is as slow as porridge |
| 00:36 - 00:39 | According to your last bill you sent 20.000 texts without a problem on your old phone |
| 00:40 - 00:45 | which isnt bad considering you were on the tram at the time |
| 00:45 - 00:51 | Perhaps the smoke from all the burning cars in Cliff ton has got into your phone |
| 00:51 - 00:59 | Now listen to me Pal i spent £4.50 to get this phone from the paki shop and i expect it to work |
| 01:02 - 01:03 | That does it |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | I wish i was back my old Nokia |
| 01:05 - 01:07 | I could text as fast as my gob would wobble |
| 01:07 - 01:09 | BloodyTwat Peds even faster now |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | My Furerr why not just lob it in the trent as you pass |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Give the fishies something to text on |
| 01:16 - 01:18 | Fuck off pal |
