| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the 2015 general election constituency map |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The blue parts are Conservative |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The red ones over here are the Labour party |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And the orange bits are the Liberal Democrats |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the yellow parts |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All over Scotland |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Those ones |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Those ones are the SNP |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Scottish National Party |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in the room who knew about the Scottish National Party, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck are they? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I haven't even heard of them |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I thought that Scotland was supposed to be Labour |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where's Miliband when you need him |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He may look like elmo |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But at least he has a fucking fanbase |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He's a perfectly good leader and people like him |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | His manifesto is just bloody fine |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir he wants kids to do compulsory maths |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a shit about schoolkids, they can't even vote |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the SNP has got great policies |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Now Scotland looks like a fucking banana |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Why yellow? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They could have at least |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Picked a colour that didn't look look like chunder |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Scotland looks like the remains of my KFC last night |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who would even vote for a party that wants |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To make the United Kingdom of England, Ireland and Wales |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I fucking hate the Welsh |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At least the Scottish improved our reputation a little bit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Miliband better have |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Some back up plan to take back Scotland |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And sort his shit out |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Jesus |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The Scottish National Party have royally fucked me this time |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least Nigel Farage lubes you up |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Before he screws you with a silly immigration policy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Scottish National Party go in dry |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Maybe UKIP should just take over scotland |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we voted labour |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | At least they didn't beat consevatives |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ed Miliband can win the next election |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | In 2020 |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I know he can |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can just put up with that twat David Cameron |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And his silly condom head |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Well this is fucked |
