| 00:00 - 00:03 | Their season opener is against Pittsburgh |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then they head north to Buffalo |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then back home against jacksonville followed by a bye week |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | After the bye week they travel to face Dallas |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Followed by a home game against the Colts |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | By that point we will be at four and o |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | atop the afc east |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Brady |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Brady was suspended for the first four games for deflating footballs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | After the entire deflategate investigation |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who agrees with this punishment leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Their whole seasons fucked |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That asshole Goodel fucked us |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For a decade we've been dominant in the entire Afc |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But now we'll find ourselves in the basement like Cleveland |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bills fans all over the country |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | are probably gloating on social media as we speak ! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those fucking new york jets are probably bragging |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | about how they'll win the division easily |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My furor with Jimmy Garoppolo starting there is hope |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hope you idiot he cant hit the toilet seat while it's down with his piss |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My furor perhaps their defense will win the day |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What defense? They just got rid of Darelle Revis to the fucking Jets |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's over !! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | If it wasn't for D'Qwell Jackson |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with his pressure sensitive silky soft hands |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | nobody would have known the fucking difference |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and next years first round draft pick too |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What kind of fascist asshole deals out punishments that fucking harshly ? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and a million dollar fine on top of that. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Roger Goodell is a more tyrannical dictator than Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And to pile shit on top of shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dion Branch said he believes he did it |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that he got off easy |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | After Drew Bledsoe was injured in 2001 I thought they were all finished |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And than Tom Brady comes off the bench outta nowhere |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and shows the poise of a veteran |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | with a golden arm and cute dimples to boot |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He would've gone down as the best Qb in history |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok sally he hasn't heard about the loss of the fourth round pick yet. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | To make matters worse |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He was my fantasy keeper |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Over Rodgers |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | you prick I see you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | you better not gloat during this years draft in my hearing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or I will fuck you up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck my life. |
