00:00 - 00:03Everyone settle down, we are having our weekly report with Yoshi P.
00:04 - 00:05As all of you have heard...
00:05 - 00:07There have quite a few complaints about the state of the game.
00:08 - 00:12Some of it is the usual consumer complaining about issues which are in the works, However...
00:12 - 00:15There has been quite a bit of talk about the latest content patch as well as the expansion.
00:17 - 00:21The expansion is going to be great, latest patch is a taste of the challenge we wish to provide to our dedicated playerbase.
00:24 - 00:26Yoshi-kun...
00:27 - 00:28Reports have said...
00:31 - 00:33Some of players are threatening to leave if the content is going to be as hard as Steps of Faith.
00:34 - 00:36A big portion of our casual playerbase, and our income.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone but my lead developers... Leave the room...
01:13 - 01:15Idiots!
01:15 - 01:17The whole lot of them are idiots!
01:18 - 01:23You try to give them something that they have to learn to work together to be victorious-
01:25 - 01:28... But in the end they cry, whine, and complain.
01:29 - 01:31My god especially the crybabies!
01:31 - 01:34If I see one more tear from a casual failure, I'm going to drop this game faster than Hiromichi Tanaka!
01:34 - 01:37What was he thinking anyways!?
01:37 - 01:40Only able to level by restricted leves!? Dodos everywhere!?
01:40 - 01:42The environment was beautiful though, give some credit where credit is d-
01:42 - 01:46Didn't you hear me!? Dodos fucking everywhere!
01:46 - 01:48That may be true, but you got used to it after a while.
01:48 - 01:52You got used to dodos linking with each other? Are you kidding me!?
01:53 - 01:54It was you, wasn't it!?
01:56 - 01:57You're attracted to dodos!?
01:57 - 02:00Programmed thousands of dodos into the game.
02:00 - 02:03Prancing about like retards, then linking like a swarm!
02:04 - 02:08That's something the crybabies should've been crying about!
02:08 - 02:13You're fighting a damn dragon in Steps of Faith! You expect to just spam Ring of Thorns all day!?
02:14 - 02:16And the primals! It's called extreme mode for a reason!
02:17 - 02:21But they rather just have pretty animations and gear handed to them.
02:27 - 02:29This game is a MMO...
02:30 - 02:34A game where you play with others for common interests...Goals...
02:34 - 02:36Goals that everyone work together to achieve...
02:41 - 02:42If they think Steps of Faith was hard-
02:43 - 02:47We're going to have to hotfix the whole damn expansion!
02:48 - 02:53All monsters are going to be wielding nerf bats, nerf guns, and supersoakers!
02:54 - 02:56Might as well call the game by what the players constantly want-
02:56 - 02:59Final Fantasy: A Realm Nerfed!
03:00 - 03:02Actually they might even cry more!
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, I'll run you through the content...
03:14 - 03:16Very well, the casuals win...
03:19 - 03:23I guess it's back to the drawing board.
03:25 - 03:26But first...
03:31 - 03:33About the implementation of more dodo-type creatures.
03:40 - 03:46Cancel that, as well as erase every damn dodo from the game files.
03:46 - 03:49I'm done feeding your fantasies. Pack your shit and leave.
03:53 - 03:56Damn it all...
03:58 - 03:59(whimper)