00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fuhrer, all the ferries are completely booked, Monday thru Friday. |
00:04 - 00:05 | All of them: |
00:05 - 00:07 | Steamship, Hy-Line, even the slow ferries. |
00:08 - 00:12 | It's a nightmare. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Unless we charter a tuna boat out of Hyannis, we're screwed. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Call Cape Air. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We will fly like civilized people. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They are sold out as well... |
00:34 - 00:37 | Cape Air, Nantucket Airlines, all of them. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who uses the front door at The Chicken Box, get the fuck out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking kidding me? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Waiting until NOW to book this shit? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Do you think Mac-L waited until now to book his ticket? |
01:29 - 01:31 | This shit is Figawi 101. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Do you have any idea how bush-league this makes us look? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Like a couple of day-tripping squids |
01:37 - 01:40 | with 'Figawi 2013' t-shirts, fucking amateurs! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer, we can get over there first thing on Friday |
01:42 - 01:46 | We need Thursday so I can stage my sleep apnea machine |
01:46 - 01:48 | Duke, we can have Maria Christina set that up |
01:48 - 01:52 | She's not on island until July. |
01:53 - 01:54 | The maid travels with the matriarch. |
01:56 - 01:57 | You fucking squids should know that. |
01:57 - 02:00 | How many summers have you spent on Nantucket? |
02:00 - 02:03 | You act like fucking tourists. |
02:04 - 02:08 | We may as well buy whale belts a Murray's |
02:08 - 02:13 | and drive a trashy post-2002 Jeep onto Nobadeer. |
02:14 - 02:16 | This is not the Cape. |
02:17 - 02:22 | We are going to Nantucket Island - an island of Mayweathers, Hornbottoms and Wigglesworths. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Look at my Nantucket reds. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I did not acheive this fade taking the slow boat on Fridays. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I am a boat owner for Christ sake. |
02:41 - 02:42 | This makes me sick... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I am a member at both the Yacht Club AND the Angler's club. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Imagine the commodore knew I was travelling with the tourists? |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'd be the laughing stock of the place. |
02:56 - 02:59 | I'll never be invited back to Kerry's 4th of July party. Ever. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Because you idiots couldn't book a fucking ticket! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, they will still have a garden party. |
03:14 - 03:16 | On Friday we buy ice, a shitload of beers, and trash bags. |
03:19 - 03:23 | if we don't want to look like ass clowns on Sunday. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's going to be a bitch. |
03:31 - 03:33 | But Rocky can help us. |
03:40 - 03:46 | This is a fucking disgraceful start to Figawi Weekend.. |
03:46 - 03:49 | But if we stay focused |
03:53 - 03:57 | we are all still going to get laid. |