| 00:00 - 01:46 | Joking, is that what you call joking |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We are looking at Benoni on the map |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we can see that people there are special |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they live behind the "boerewors" curtain |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and say things like my mudder and fink |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we also hear they like to wear rokkies with a belt |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I am special like that |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I fink I can like to get upset now |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Jacques |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | but Jacques |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | people laugh at how you speak |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they say you say fart when you mean thought |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | can the people who mock me please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I don't forking care how I speak |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was raised in a good afrikaans home |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This is how we speak wiff no pun intended |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't say "th" but its ok my mudder understand |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | she knows what a pun is |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I even have a problem wiff my "SASHI" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | my car is a red golf and its special too |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I wish that people will just leaf me out |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Don't get upset, we are joking |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but Jacques, we can't leaf you out, you are special |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | why am I special because Ivan always beats me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or because I wear funny socks to warrior race? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Herman knows what lavendar is, why isn't he special |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But no always everyone is messing wiff me |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am known as the comeback kid in pool |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but no one notices vat I can sink lots of balls |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Everyone just sees my black dyed Elvis hair vat is growing out |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why can't I like one direction, vey have good music |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and ve boys are pretty looking wiff good hair |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Can't I just get peace |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Just for one day, just for me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | without Tania irratating me all day? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Ivan |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Just laughing at me all the time like I am ve clown in a circus |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is that all I can ask for one day |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | a day wiff no puns intended |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | a day where I can say anyfing I like |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | a day of no special Jacques jokes |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Louwrene, he is still your baba boudjies |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | but I guess vat won't happen here |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just too much to ask for |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am too special to be ignored |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I am just too special |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do you fink one direction will let me replace Zayne? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and teach me the song what makes you beautiful? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | because vats my favourite song! |
