| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm afraid Pepe is closer than we expected |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We estimate he'll reach Berlin within a matter of hours |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And it's believed he's working with Feel's |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I understand this may be hard to hear... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But we must take action soon |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Didn't Pepe receive my letter...? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He replied... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He said you were no longer his rarest Pepe |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And no longer wants your 'loose ass' |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a lover of memes, my little pony and league of legends, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I GAVE HIM EVERYTHING |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I was half a virgin when I met him |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And this is how he repays me? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | By fucking me up the ass |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No lube, no nothing, he wants me to bleed |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't trust none of these bitches |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ALL THEY WANT IS DRAMA! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer please calm down, maybe it's- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I gave him my tight ass, I gave him everything! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, perhaps he still loves you- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Love me? He used me like a whore |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I was ready to commit |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Give him everything |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But because I'm a little old... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm not good enough for him |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll never be good enough for anybody |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All I want is to be loved, I give it my all for what? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | For some fuckboy to hurt me this way |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't wanna let no man in my life no more |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm too good for that |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was always considerate, attentive |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Open to new things |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now I'm left in the gutter |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For giving my heart I have nothing in return |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why must I be hurt in such a way? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should've known... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm a Taurus and he's an Aquarius |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It was obvious from the beginning |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, he gets a lil cranky sometimes |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just feel so pathetic |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That it gets to me |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now I must search for a new lover |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Submissive type |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I need you to round up men |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All across the land |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Whose beauty rivals those of Pepe |
