| 00:00 - 00:03 | Next up is Geelong vs. Collingwood. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A tough match, anyone can win. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It will be played at the MCG |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I heard you have $100 on Collingwood |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and believe it's a "certainty"? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's a sure thing |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Should have put $1000 on them |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tom.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Collingwood... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Collingwood lost by 41 points. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I told you it was an unsafe bet. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who tipped Geelong leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I thought it was going to be a certainty |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Those cunts need to learn how to kick straight. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why is Cloke even in the fucking team? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The cunts fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I told everyone how rich i was going to be. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now look at me. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I've made a complete fool of myself |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You should have listened to Josh's tips Tom. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Richard! he knows nothing! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's not the one $100 down on a footy game you twat. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I can't believe i trusted that cunt of a team |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all Josh's fault! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He thinks he's all good, betting on the basketball |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | then tells me AFL will give me easy money |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | if you back the favourites! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He has no idea how to gamble, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | he's just full of luck! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They should have had it in the bag. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's the last time i ever put money on Collingwood! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I put $20 on them for 1-39 as well... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I guess that's fucked as well isn't it? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | are they useful for anything? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Never, will I be able to make up for this. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The boys will give me shit for years! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I wanted was enough money for saltz! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But that's too much to ask for isnt it? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They won't have curry and cordial forever you know! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll have to get the value meals! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Judy, your poo ribs are still delicious.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have no reason to exist if that ever happens... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have just kept with the dogs. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What was I thinking.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That team needs to learn. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't even afford to put $10 on Bangalore. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Fuck it, they would just lose anyway. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm finished. |
