| 00:00 - 00:03 | All we've got to do is win |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | We'll then celebrate on the magic roundabout in Swindon |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then we'll make our way to Wembley on Brayfords 'blades train' |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and this time, that f*cker Simonsen wont be taking a penalty |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Make sure we check Clough for Wednesday tattoos |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And get Morgan a face replacement |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've scored 5 goals! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But Swindon still beat us 6-5 on aggregate |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out expect for Clough, Morgan, Edwards and Pound land Prince |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We've bottled it again? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That's our eighth consecutive play-off defeat! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This city is supposed to be red and white? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And we cant even get out of this tin pot pub league? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even Rotherham are taking the p*ss |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You said signing a right-back would get us out of this league! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You said having the highest budget in the league would get us promoted! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And we've gone and lost? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mr McCabe we're sponsored by adidas |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | EXACTLY! So why don't they just let us go up?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes Mr McCabe, I'll contact Sean Bean and we'll organise a march to London |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Ask him if he can pick up Captain Blade on his way down |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FAIRNESS IN FOOTBALL!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Wednesday fans will be laughing their heads off |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Telling us how we've bottled it again |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And taking the p*ss using our stupid f*cking 'dem blades' saying |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | While we have to play in this league for another season |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | playing Crewe at home on a cold Tuesday night |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and the car park will be full of f*cking shoes! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | While Wednesday are challenging for promotion to the Premiership |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Well be fighting it out with Chesterfield for 6th place |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Singing about Boxing Day 79 even though we lost 4-0 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | IT'S NOT FAIR!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And the pitch
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| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why have Desso started on their pitch before ours? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we've had it planned for years |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It was the only thing we talked about |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | well, that and attendances |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What are we going to talk about on bladesmad now? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry; we'll just talk about Wednesday |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And now they want Clough sacked |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but I can't afford to pay him off |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Can anyone do me a lend? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | thought not
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| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'll just have to go on another cup run and make them feel 'proud' |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And rename the 'Jessica Ennis drives past here quite a lot' stand |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dem Blades |
