| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have gathered today to create the national AP Human Geography exam |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We need to make it difficult, but focus on the Heartland Theory |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | See the HEART |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Whoever controls the HEART, controls the WORLD |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If we write it in German, all the kids will fail |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | American kids are stupid |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they will not realize they are on our branch |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuerer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | which tree? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Indo-European family |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the tree from Hell....... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | do it and make sure you focus on Ratzel, Christaller, and Weber |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | All German kids better make a 5 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you know they only give a small percentage of those out |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | American kids are fat and lazy, they will not understand GINI coefficient |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | or Gender Inequality Index |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Germany is a stage 4 because of women! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You better add the economic development FRQ |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | due to the freakin' reparations |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They will fail for sure because Germany understands money |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Are you sure because we are in debt? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do not smart mouth me, would you rather live under Obama? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuerer, I do not trust a Democratic president |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Now you understand, Nazism is better than Obamacare |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Create the AP test |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and get out of my face |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want all seven units |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | on that AP test so you better make sure that you include urban development |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Urban models need to be on it, but exclude the three on Chicago |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It is in the Rust Belt anyway and their sports teams suck! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | When was the last time they went to the world series? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Football is the real sport! We hold the title for 2014 FIFA World Cup! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I digress...... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Make the 2015 APHG exam. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | 75 MC questions and 3 FRQs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Agriculture needs to be on there |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Thank goodness Germany leads in coal production!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All America has are trees |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and a few pretty girls.... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Jennifer Aniston, Beyonce, and Mrs. McDowell |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Our sexiest German was Immanuel Kant.. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok, we'll move to Australia to see Chris Hemsworth |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Leave now to finish the test |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | add US waves of immigration and Ravenstein |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | to ensure American's fail |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | just add dates to the test |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will ensure our success by giving them a question on Rostow |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they are too dumb |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | just show them the beach. |
