| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ninja Qwk |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a IIProblemII |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Discordia and NjaBlade Az are attacking the rulling alliance |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I think Titan, Noahbeen and VICKTOR GOOD are annoyed |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have ported here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What the hell is wrong with Discordia.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and there is no excuse for NjaBlade |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | ummmmmm.....they needed silver and didn't want to buy another pack |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | help me out here Fox News..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | they've been dating Moop |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they say you can't satisfy them anymore |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone leave the roon except Anihilist, Hautechick, and Maximus |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I can't satisfy them....... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'm the biggest dick in Timo..... |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm probablly the biggest dick in the entire Game of War |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the hell do they mean I can't satisfy them? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No one wastes more money than I do |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Not, Titan....Maelstromme, Baked Taters |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I took out a second mortage on my house to buy packs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and they say I don't satisfy them |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but you waste all the money when all your troops get killed |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | then I'll train more troops |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | they are tired of getting zeroed and not winning the KVK events |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care about wininng, I just want to be the biggest dick in Timo |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | thats all I've ever wanted....and they told me they'd help me become that |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and now.....just when we are on the cusp of winning they are deserting me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Is Moops dick bigger? He may have 7B power |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but does he know what to do with it? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm the only one in Timo who knows how to be both a dick |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and an asshole |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | its not easy being both.....believe me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and after all I've done for them |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | they are leaving me for some two bit player in uW.... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't think so |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That bitch is crazy if she thinks I'll let her leave |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | what are their coords |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm speed training troops and going to go zero them |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and then I'll go for Moop |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll sell a kidney if I have to |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | or I'll steal my mom's credit card again |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I think she got her limit raised |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | she won't notice for a month |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | by then I'll be out of this basement |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | in in my own place with the guys from the chess club |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | still....i can believe shes leaving me |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I need a drink |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get me a drink...... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | what is taking you so long |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I want my mommy. |
