| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have received some terrible news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | A number of Ugandans are talking about a new innovation |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | These people have been spotted around Kiwatule, Makerere and even Rubaga |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They seem so obsessed we do not know what to do |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Some have been spotted as far as Mbarara and Lira |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what is this ... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ... this innovation that everyone is talking about? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It is ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It is another of those crazy ideas from Airtel |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are calling it Airtel Tugabane |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those on the Airtel Network get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What kind of bafoonery is this? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What do I pay you people for? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Airtel is soon going to be the biggest network in East Africa, and you're just watching |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you not understand that Airtel is going to take over everything? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will not entertain this mediocrity from you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | That network is going to bring the rest of us down |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They have a solution to everything ... all the time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why can't we be one step ahead of them for once |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Furher they have brand new equipment and well paid employees |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Brand new equipment my ass! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher they also recently upgraded their systems ... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Other networks also upgraded their systems, why are they still shitty? |
| 01:53 - 01:55 | I will upgrade you all to death by firing squad if I don't get answers! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think we are here to simply watch Airtel grow? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Launch this, launch that, start this, start that ... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ...while we simply sit back and watch? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I am tired of this bullshit! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Where are the other telecom providers in all this? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If I could get my hands on an Airtel Simcard |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would crush it to pieces and feed it to every Airtel employee! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You fools leave me absolutely no option |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I can not beat them, I will join them |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And see what this so called smart network is all about |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking Airtel! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Bloody superfast network with their Airtel Tugabane innovation |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why did we not think of this Tugabane before they did? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Tugabane this, Tugabane that ... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why do other networks sleep on the job |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just spamming people and bombarding them with useless messages |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | Don't worry, you will be able to access internet in Kisoro |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know this sounds like a crazy idea |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | But it is time for us to join Airtel |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We shall not be left behind |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Patrick, listen close |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Send out news to all our associates across the country |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell them to throw away all their simcards from other networks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We are all joining Airtel |
