| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Delphine knocks Cosima, it's me |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And I'm like Yes! Cophine love! |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Because I'm an idiot, you see |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And they hug and it's adorable, of course |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Then Delphine says the darndest thing |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | "Cosima- |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Cosima- |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I'm going to keep my promise, but to do that, I can't do this |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Cosima- |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Cosima looks like Delphine reached into her chest, ripped out her heart and mashed it to a pulp |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And I felt my life force disappear faster than Delphine's curls |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | I almost threw up because I'm such Cophine trash |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | I actually thought Delphine could be happy! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | I sincerely thought they could be happy together! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | How stupid was that!? |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Happy tv queer ladies! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And Cosima |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Cosima almost DIED |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and now her girlfriend is gone! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Like she wasn't having the crappiest time of her life already! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I actually thought she would catch a break this season |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | A few days later, she was wearing Delphine's cardigan |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And insisted "I pine for no woman. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I'm anti-pine." |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And Felix picks up a wrapper |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It's from an Eskimo Pie! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Eskimo Pie |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And my heart collapsed in on itself |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I couldn't watch. I threw my tv out the window. Straight out |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Cosima- |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | She was- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And she was- |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | She was EATING the Eskimo Pies! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | In Delfun's cardigan, after she told her she loves her! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Being hit by an 18 wheeler would have been less painful. But I've replayed the breakup scene 244 times |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Because you're trash? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Because I'm trash definitive |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I haven't left my room for 3 weeks |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I can't remember what my family look like |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I own stock in Kleenex now |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Are you ready for Shay? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I'm so ready. I'm addicted to Cophine pain and I think Shay will be my new dealer |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I just want to crawl into a hole and die |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I'm so fucking gay |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I just want happy tv lesbians |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | The thought of it! Happy tv queers! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I'm going to go watch that scene again and cry for two months |
