| 00:00 - 00:03 | Guys I've just heard the weirdest fucking rumour ever |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I didn't believe it when I heard it |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It happened here in the French Alps |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The rumour concerns a boy and a girl/yeti |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And an empty toilet cubical on this mountain |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I think I probably know what you mean |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did Ollie kiss the girl/yeti Ryan? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sandy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's um... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sandy, he fingered her |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And she tossed him off |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can you all leave for a few seconds? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the actual FUCK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I brought PIL up properly |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And the little shit fingers a girl on a mountain side?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What a dirty cunt |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No more baths for him! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wish he was more like his brother! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He'll never get into Oxford |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's too shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sandy calm the fuck down PIL is a lad |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT THE FECK UP SHOEY YOU DUCK EGG |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sandy, I'm proud of PIL. I never thought he had it in him |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Get the fuck out of my house |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I bet you fingered her too |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I thought you seemed pretty happy |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When you came back from that stupid walking trip in France |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You were happy because you got what you wanted |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | A sexual favour from a yeti |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I knew I couldn't trust you. You only went for that didn't you? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I hope to God Harry isn't doing the same in Oxford |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I always knew PIL was a whore but come on shoey |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought we had trust in our marriage |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We're over now though |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I bet you chained her up like this |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | cunt |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | you're both cunts |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It was only 2 weeks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Could you not go 2 weeks without a sexual favour?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You horny bastard shoey |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You only think about your penis |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok flo man it was only fingers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have to admit |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I though you were a girl initially |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But it turned out |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You were a boy |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have to get something off my chest shoey |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It might come as a shock |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I fingered Lydia too |
