00:00 - 00:03 | We have been informed that Randy Brown has released this years schedule |
00:04 - 00:05 | Games will be played here at the new Minto Rec Complex |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, in Goulbourn and at the Nepean Sportsplex |
00:08 - 00:12 | Even Ted has agreed to come to the new locations |
00:12 - 00:15 | We will still be able to get to Johnny Canuck after the game |
00:17 - 00:19 | Fine, Mel gives us good service. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Now we will be smash the Dark team this year. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer .... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner .... |
00:31 - 00:33 | .. Steiner informs us that Dave Erickson will be back on D this year |
00:34 - 00:36 | He is apparently healthy again |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room, except the scouts, Carter, Jodl, Krebbs, Von Porter |
01:13 - 01:15 | What kind of Bullshit information is this? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Now their fucking D of Barry, Chris and Dave are a wall. |
01:18 - 01:23 | And now Spook has figured out what the word "Backcheck" means |
01:25 - 01:28 | How the fuck is John going to get any of his shots off? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Kalen will be checked into submission |
01:31 - 01:34 | Adding Ben is just not going to be enough |
01:34 - 01:37 | And why doesn't Ted use his stick on Mike's head instead of throwing in the stands |
01:37 - 01:40 | every time he misses a fucking pass |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer we still have Jeff ,, |
01:42 - 01:46 | Jeff? He goes top shelf every time, Ryan will stop all of those |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer don't forget Super Yves .. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Yves? He's supposed to be our enforcer but did NOTHING |
01:53 - 01:54 | when that goon Phil ended Rany's season |
01:56 - 01:57 | Do you expect us to win when two of our defence, Steve and Randy, |
01:57 - 02:00 | were born before I was? |
02:00 - 02:03 | Ewww, they are really going to hammer Mike when he goes coast to coast |
02:04 - 02:08 | And Dave Neville is really going to have a field day with them |
02:08 - 02:13 | Barry's shots from the point are going to rain in on Glen and we are not going to do fuck all about it. |
02:14 - 02:16 | What the fuck is Randy thinking? |
02:17 - 02:21 | He is supposed to be on top of all of this shit |
02:27 - 02:29 | You'd think this was the fucking Leafs |
02:30 - 02:34 | Now Team White will be a laughing stock |
02:34 - 02:36 | Not balanced in favour of the Master Race, Herr Obert |
02:41 - 02:42 | I know, we have Ryan on Defence |
02:43 - 02:47 | But he can't carry the whole fucking team |
02:48 - 02:53 | Randy is coming off of a long term injury |
02:54 - 02:56 | Ted will be disoriented in the new rink |
02:56 - 02:59 | And hey have added youth in Sam |
03:00 - 03:02 | Why doesn't Randy just give up and let Byron and Nic run the teams? |
03:04 - 03:07 | There, there, nobody is going to let Byron or Nic run anything |
03:14 - 03:16 | This will be a disaster, unless Glen has another lights out year |
03:19 - 03:23 | If Ryan plays nets like he can we will be toast |
03:25 - 03:26 | I may personally have to lace up the skates |
03:31 - 03:33 | Or this war is over |
03:40 - 03:46 | I have at least one more rush in me, I can get by Erickson |
03:46 - 03:49 | After all, he is older than me |
03:53 - 03:56 | It's our only chance |