| 00:00 - 00:03 | Lord Blitzer. ACE is at full capacity of 12 students |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see, apathy is in full swing |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have located a geo dome to visit |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I think you and the quilters will enjoy it |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I will retrieve the forklift and move the bus |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should wake up Dan and take him too |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Cotton may need the "hours" also |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Neil, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Full-Time |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Full-Time set up chairs in the commons area |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I believe they are staging some sort of "awards ceremony" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | So where do I put the 3 quilters? 2 domers? 4 gunsmiths? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ACE will fight back! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I have been the tail of the dog too long |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I don't collect antique cars, so I must stand on my own weak merits! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They are failing me! My skills set sucks! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I must compose a "manifesto" |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We will no longer settle for "vending food" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And slightly inconvenient bathroom routes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Our microwave will be dirty no more! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | At least no "daytime" staff was here to interfere |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bringing "Facts" and "Logic" into the discussion |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And what is this "common sense "word being thrown around? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I will park my big fat truck anywhere I want |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Forklifts shall rise up in defiance! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How dare they call my hobby classes |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | not real teaching! I have take "doming" 4 times myself! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and I still don't know a damn thing about it. But that's not the point! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We will lock the outside doors when we feel like it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Kari and Stacey pretty much do my job anyway |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And so what if Dan and I ate 11 pizzas? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They were left as victory trophies over the imperialist daytime! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't understand humans at all |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I should probably be in a basement like "Sloth" from the Goonies anyway |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Shaking my Cheetos covered fist in anger! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am truly at a loss with these "humans" |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why can't they all just feed me scripts like Bill? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I would never know who to lie to about what without him! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have many great ideas for ACE |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but they all require work and skills I don't possess |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | So I throw these suggestions out |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | For someone more competent to do |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What BIS should have been doing for 20 years! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I just don't get it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Why can the utopia of apathy be embraced? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why must "daytime" strive to be more? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I must consult my charts and graphs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Somewhere they have failed me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and Bill might not be the savior |
