| 00:00 - 00:03 | We thought that it came to an end when they killed Voldemort. But as you can see the Harry Potter virus is spreading. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Now they are running around with brooms between their legs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Before you we can stop it, it will be in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What!!!! Those American hipsters started this? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Their leader seems to be a guy wearing a top hat. He also has a golden snitch on his cane. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Call Voldemort, see what we can do to stop this |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Voldemort... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Voldemort is dead. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are being led by a Benepe |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who ever cheered when Harry caught the snitch, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the hell do they think they are? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Running around on brooms that do not fly. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Being led by a guy in a top hat |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Those little cape wearing bastards |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was told that Harry died in Part 2 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Again I was lied to |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Where is he now, on the beach in Hawaii? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | And he married the Weasley girl |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that supposed to make me feel better? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Now the quidditch revolution is spreading worldwide |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They're starting to get recognition as a legitimate sport |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Again with the IQA |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm sick of hearing about them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now they are raising the prices for registration |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And people are still playing? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm gonna start kicking people in the nuts |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | One by one |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from history |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You can't support something you don't understand |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this running in without thinking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and show people you're angry. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The protesters will leave with politician's promises |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel satisfied with the results |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "We won." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing. Will change. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep looking for a leader to pop up. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If they make concrete demands, they may stand a chance. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how this all turns out. |
