00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer. I'm afraid it's bad news. |
00:04 - 00:05 | All of the off-licences in Derry are imposing a plastic bag tax. |
00:05 - 00:07 | All of the off-licences in Derry are imposing a plastic bag tax. |
00:08 - 00:12 | We've tried Chill, The Bogside Inn, Mailey's! |
00:12 - 00:15 | Even the Telstar is charging. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Can we not use those big bags we got in LIDL last week? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Can we not use those big bags we got in Lidl last week? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | We ah, |
00:31 - 00:33 | We put everything in empty boxes. |
00:34 - 00:36 | To save money. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody heading up the walls the night with a carry out, leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Jumping Jesus! |
01:15 - 01:17 | No fucking Plastic Bags! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Not even them big luminous fuckers from LIDL! |
01:25 - 01:28 | We put everything in boxes! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Not even Gutsy and Tights |
01:31 - 01:34 | would put their carry-outs in a box! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Do you want me to look like a fucking idiot in front of half of St Mary's school? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Do you want me to look like a fucking idiot in front of half of St Mary's school? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, it was 13p a bag in LIDL. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck. I gave you enough money! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, let me explain. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck you and your explanations! |
01:53 - 01:54 | You're a fucking numpty! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The first friday night i build up the confidence to go up the walls |
01:57 - 02:00 | The first friday night i build up the confidence to go up the walls |
02:00 - 02:03 | since Halloween |
02:04 - 02:08 | and i have to carry twenty four Wkd's |
02:08 - 02:13 | in a LIDL box like a fuckin' muppet. |
02:14 - 02:16 | and all them wee bastards wi their camera phones |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'll be all over facebook in the morning photoshopped to look like Gutsy! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking muppets! |
02:30 - 02:34 | Somebody better get me a plastic bag, |
02:34 - 02:36 | Before i lose the plot! |
02:41 - 02:42 | How am i going to go to Sugar |
02:43 - 02:47 | Sober as a judge? |
02:48 - 02:53 | You know i can't dance without a good swally in me! |
02:54 - 02:56 | And how the fuck am i supposed to get off with this fucking moustache |
02:56 - 02:59 | If i can't bust a few moves? |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'd be as well going to Da Vinci's tomorrow night! |
03:04 - 03:07 | You'd be as well staying out of Da Vinci's the marra love. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I just want to fit in with the crowd. |
03:19 - 03:23 | And these young one's...they don't pay any heed in history class. |
03:25 - 03:26 | So they won't judge me. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I thought i could ease myself in up the walls |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe hit an oul party in Galliagh afterwards, try a wee bit of that monkey! |
03:46 - 03:49 | I just want to be accepted! |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking plastic bag tax! |