| 00:00 - 00:03 | Their jungler is currently top side |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hanley has just taken the tower |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And they are all low |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The fifth dragon is up and we are on our fourth |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have Baron buff though |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We take Dragon |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Then push and win |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Matthew |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ben |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ben wasted smite on Wolves |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have 60 seconds until we contest |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't in the Ranked team, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He's a fucking retard |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The worst Jungler EUW |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who uses smite on camps when Dragon is up? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He uses purple smite too |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Never has any damage |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | 2.5k damage in a 40 minute game |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How is he in our ranked team? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He'd do better staying in base |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | David: He sometimes lands good barrels |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He helps them escape the gank! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | David: Matthew, he just started playing Gragas |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The boy mains Udyr and Zac |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who plays Zac?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We never get First Blood |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Because he tries to get a |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Full jungle clear on tanks! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He doesn't even play Rek'sai |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Or Sejuani or even Amumu or fucking Vi! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He only knows Cinderhulk |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And sometimes builds Damage! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But he is not all to blame |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I can't carry you scrubs myself |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And we don't ward much |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Sometimes Andy gives first blood |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | His Katarina is debatable at best and David plays Vel'koz! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How the fuck did we get to Gold V |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But now we get serious |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We want to reach Platinum |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But I can't because you all suck! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Eilidh: I don't know what he's talking about either |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well we can't get any worse |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If we're lucky we can get Gold III |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe not... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe Rito will bring Ranked 1v1s like they were supposed to |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll reach Diamond or Challenger |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Without you losers |
