| 00:04 - 00:06 | Do you give blowjobs in the Bigg Market? |
| 00:06 - 00:06 | Yeah. |
| 00:06 - 00:08 | Do you charge? |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | So you get pissed and give random blowjobs!? |
| 00:10 - 00:11 | Have you been checked for diseases? |
| 00:12 - 00:14 | Yes of course! |
| 00:14 - 00:15 | I'm serious... |
| 00:15 - 00:16 | so am I. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | (offscreen) Not what I have heard. |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I'm telling you I only give blowjobs to Mackem's |
| 00:21 - 00:22 | (offscreen) Geordies are diseased? |
| 00:22 - 00:24 | Yes |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | (laughing) Geordies are all skint!.. |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I know. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mackems are better looking too.. |
| 00:28 - 00:28 | Honestly. |
| 00:28 - 00:31 | Well I'm a Mackem do I get a blowjob? |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | Ya ok |
| 00:32 - 00:33 | Geordies smell too |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | (laughing) |
| 00:35 - 00:38 | Their body odour is rank. |
| 00:38 - 00:42 | Do they not have baths in Newcastle? |
| 00:46 - 00:47 | nope. |
| 00:47 - 00:49 | I wouldn't touch a Geordie to win the lottery. |
| 00:49 - 00:50 | Ok. |
