| 00:00 - 00:03 | The mini buses will pick us up around 5 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | if we go this way I know a wee bar where we can have a few drinks before the concert |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the venue is right here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | five minutes walk from the bar |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we need to be there no later than seven |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | that's great a few beers then I get to see Ozzy |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It sounds like it will be a good night |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner could only get tickets for Def Leppard |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Ozzy was sold out |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Keitel, Jodel, Krebs, Burgdorf it's your fault stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I wanted to see Ozzy not Def Leppard |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Ozzy, Not those gits |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | you ever seen Def Leppard they're shite! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I wanted to hear Mr Crowley and no more tears |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | instead I'll be hearing crap like pour some sugar on me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | what were you thinking? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | utter shite instead of classics |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you've really fucked up |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I like Def Leppard |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | that explains a lot, knob cheese |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | boss, but it's all we could get |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | God I really wanted to hear Zak Wylde on guitar |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | that would be good |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | instead I'll be listening to pop music |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | total rubbish wasting my time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Ozzy may even have done paranoid from the old days |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | we might even have got backstage to meet him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I mean Ozzy is a God my hero |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | sometimes I can't believe I'm surrounded by such bell ends |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | what a waste of my time |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'd rather just go on the piss |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'd do that but we can't get the money back on the tickets |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | fuck, Def Leppard |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | what we're you really thinking? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'd enjoy that? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'd rather eat a pound of salt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or drag my bollox over broken glass |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | anything but soft rock |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | bet you listen to planet rock |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry ive got cyanide |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | still boys |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | it could be worse |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you could have booked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Take That |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | or even S-Club 7 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | that would be far worse |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | wankers |
