| 00:00 - 00:03 | Slade are playing here and here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Tottenham, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Two nights here at Reading |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and at other smaller venues along the Thames Valley |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are also playing at an undisclosed South Coast venue. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I cant wait to see them playing at Sandford. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What a gig that`ll be. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Slade are.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Slade are not coming to Sandford... they |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ..wasn`t asked. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who like Slade and want them at Sandford leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | wasn`t asked, total bollocks,my arse. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That bloody Nicky. What did Dave Hill do to her ? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Women ! Hav`nt a bloody clue. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Do you know how bad this is ? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Another year with shit, cheap bands. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | that fucking Sandford committee not listing the bands... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and only to be told at the last minute that Slade are not playing. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer I`m told Slade were too expensive ! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Dogshit ! The richest scooter club in England couldnt afford them ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, thats unfair, The cost |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Cost ! They put the fucking price up last year. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and the power cut ! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They hav`nt a clue, Bastards. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I expect they`ve booked some fucking ska band again. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | No one will dance until that Yobbo bloke starts spinning some tunes. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They just as well book S Club 7.... at least thats not fucking ska. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even those clowns up the road, the Renegades book better bands at their do. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and all for under a tenner. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Do you lot know how much I wanted to hear Coz I Luv You.i wanted to do lots of stomping and dancing ! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Cum on feel the Noize |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Mama weer all crazee now. All my favourites. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Skweeze Me, Pleeze Me.... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The others.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the others, they are going to be gutted, and what`s Harris going to do with all those fucking scarves ? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | that`s another parcel to be sent off to Africa. Its not even pissing cold in Africa. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They weren`t even grateful for those t shirts ! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | even those hungry little bastards dont want to be seen wearing a t shirt with a J range on it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Who the fuck thought they were going to be a good seller ? Bloody women again. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry I didnt know either |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wanted Noddy`s autograph. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I`ve even borrowed some old flares off of Clarkey. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | large. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fucking club ! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Fuck it, I just as well take my Lambretta and go and join those idiots, the Squares. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And they are winning the LCGB championship |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Last resort the Cons. |
