00:00 - 00:03 | Sir this is where we plan to put all the houses |
00:04 - 00:05 | If we put 10000 here |
00:05 - 00:07 | And another 6000 here |
00:08 - 00:12 | We can share with Brentwood |
00:12 - 00:15 | And have room for a 60 acre solar farm |
00:17 - 00:19 | Will this be anywhere near our houses? |
00:19 - 00:21 | I mean will we be able to see them from my house? |
00:24 - 00:26 | We don't think you will sir. |
00:27 - 00:28 | it will be hidden from view |
00:31 - 00:33 | We have thought of it very carefully |
00:34 - 00:36 | We can tell people the government ordered it |
00:53 - 00:58 | I can see many problems. All planning department except officers leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What's wrong with you? |
01:15 - 01:17 | You shuld not have leaked the plans until they were built |
01:18 - 01:23 | Now we have to keep working on it |
01:25 - 01:28 | How can we raise the extra taxes that has been cut from our budget? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We can't put the house bands up |
01:31 - 01:34 | We will be a laughing stock of the country. |
01:34 - 01:37 | We've all these plans to complete. |
01:37 - 01:40 | How can we build a golden council office for us now? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we can blame the exodus of people from London. |
01:42 - 01:46 | We know that. Who is going to fill the houses we want to build? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we can only do our best. |
01:48 - 01:52 | It's not good enough. We needed the houses and solar farm in place for the influx. |
01:53 - 01:54 | We will be up for election soon. |
01:56 - 01:57 | Well all be desellected thanks to you. |
01:57 - 02:00 | The Green party wil get in and we will all be out of a job. |
02:00 - 02:03 | They won't allow this and we won't get anything from the developers. |
02:04 - 02:08 | You stupid idiots. You look on a flat map and decide to build what? |
02:08 - 02:13 | You haven't alowed for the infrastructure or traffic jams it will produce |
02:14 - 02:16 | Do I have to think of everything? |
02:17 - 02:21 | I have all these action groups lining up against us. |
02:27 - 02:29 | What with the Billericay Action Group |
02:30 - 02:34 | Now the Dunton Gardens Group |
02:34 - 02:36 | They are driving me insane. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I think you should go to their group meetings. |
02:43 - 02:47 | How can we hoodwink them with a fictitious number of houses? |
02:48 - 02:53 | You know its far more than we need. |
02:54 - 02:56 | We don't need half as many as we said. |
02:56 - 02:59 | We cannot keep up with the lies. |
03:00 - 03:02 | It would mean withdrawing all the plan and starting again. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I won't tell them you plucked the number out of the air. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Still, I suppose we could add 1500 extra travellers places instead |
03:19 - 03:23 | They might plump for the 16000 houses instead |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's the better of the two options. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Then we can become a garden city |
03:40 - 03:46 | I have my flight reserved for Spain |
03:46 - 03:49 | I can get a cab straight to Southend and fly from there.. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Easyjet it is. It flies over Basildon. |