| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Kelly-Anne's behind the desk and she says |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Shay's really into Dinosaurs the now" |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | I said "take him to Columbia coz thats the only place that still has them |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | She says "ha ha very funny..." |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "How am I supposed to afford flights to Columbia?" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | As if that's the one and only problem |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true |
| 00:41 - 00:45 | Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago |
| 00:45 - 00:49 | A meteor wiped them off the face of the earth |
| 00:49 - 00:51 | It's cool but |
| 00:51 - 00:55 | Thomas Cook are doing all inclusive! |
| 00:58 - 01:02 | "Fill your suitcase with meat for the nice dinos!" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | It's like Jurassic Park |
| 01:06 - 01:10 | Dinner, bed and breakfast! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It's true |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | T Rex's cutting aboot willy nilly |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Tripping over the bloody things! |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | On Tripadvisor saying |
| 01:23 - 01:28 | "Raptor poos in children's pool. Disappointing" |
| 01:35 - 01:37 | "My arm was bitten off" |
| 01:37 - 01:39 | "Bar service was ghastly" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But no. In all seriousness, listen. |
| 01:44 - 01:49 | Kelly-Anne was superb at her job. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | She's got such a caring face |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | The time a guest asked for place beginning with K |
| 02:00 - 02:04 | She replied "Klydebank" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true! |
| 02:09 - 02:12 | He just looked at her like... |
| 02:15 - 02:20 | He looked at her like she just shat on the desk |
| 02:22 - 02:25 | And the time she wore gloves on her feet |
| 02:25 - 02:29 | Toes like a mangled starfish |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Discarded sausages |
| 02:37 - 02:39 | The lassy's no right |
| 02:40 - 02:43 | Gloves on her feet |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | She doesn't care |
| 02:58 - 03:01 | She didn't know that wood came from trees |
| 03:01 - 03:04 | I couldn't believe it |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | I mean, surely she's taking the piss here? |
| 03:08 - 03:12 | Has she never heard of "the woods?" |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Klydebank though... |
| 03:23 - 03:27 | I nearly faceplanted the printer |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | I hope she's not working at my bank! |
