| 00:01 - 00:07 | My friends, one week ago or whatever |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | Our peace-loving agricultural society was threatened |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | by a villanous collection of furries and foreheads |
| 00:19 - 00:23 | Countrymen, all we wanted to do is play GTA V in peace |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | However, we shall not back down |
| 00:28 - 00:31 | We shall not surrender |
| 00:32 - 00:38 | Behind our dear leaders, Jay, Hoho, and Jojack's sister |
| 00:38 - 00:42 | or whoever's in charge of Bulba |
| 00:43 - 00:48 | and the numerous sockpuppets of CarbonWard |
| 00:48 - 00:53 | We will defeat the ugly running-dogs |
| 00:53 - 00:54 | Boobies |
