| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have additional news regarding Jordan's life situation. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He moved from this location |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to Faris' place in Greensboro. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Faris had offered both food and shelter, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and had convinced Jordan that everything would be perfectly fine. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Hopefully it went well. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jordan has always been a good kid. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He was... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He was given the dick by Faris over three times. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | His asshole is now twice as big. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't care, please... leave... the room... immediately. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could you have let this happen?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | His asshole was too tender to be used in such an awful way! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't believe this fucking shit. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You were supposed to warn him about this! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And all of you knew that Faris loved same-sex. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You're all a bunch of stupid irresponsible bastards |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who can't spot a trap when it's dangling in front of you-- |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, he was baited with candy, burgers, and heroin-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Can it be any more obvious, you bumbling idiot? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, that's just such a good deal... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Except when your asshole is about to be expanded. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S TWICE AS BIG! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That kid had so much to live for, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he could've been a rocket scientist for fuck's sake, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or at least a very well respected surgeon! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now his innocence has been spoiled for the rest of his life, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and he's likely to live the rest of his fucking days snorting heroin |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | off of Faris' erect penis. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should've been there to warn him. God damnit! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | None of this had to happen. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And I can truly only blame myself |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | for not preventing this disaster. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You idiots. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That beautiful boy shone as bright as a thousand suns! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What a sickening waste of wonderful potential... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But obviously the damage is done. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And his asshole has suffered most of the damage! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And now he'll never take normal shits! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright. He can wear a diaper. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's nothing more we can do. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And we all know what Jordan is going to become... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Faris' bitch. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This fact is inevitable. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope that you're all happy with yourselves, because you could've prevented this. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And he could've been playing games with us today. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get the fuck out. |
