| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we've heard the English arrive tomorrow. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have no idea where they are staying. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It could be anywhere here or indeed here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Might I suggest we hide all our lager, sausage and hairy women |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Somewhere around here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm fine with this. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | But please tell me the Penfold look-a-like isn't with them. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | John Davies... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | John Davies HAS travelled with them. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And he still wears those glasses. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who ever liked Dangermouse, leave this room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That bastard little Penfold. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I can't stand the little frigger |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And that Mac is a sack of shit, he'll just eat all of our sausage supply. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And Mike Neaves, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He thinks he's Forest fucking Gump |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Running around in the name of charity. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Mike Uff will be with them too. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's a right perverted little bastard. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, that goat gave it's consent. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Did it fuck, i've seen the video. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And I was the one that filmed it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He belongs on D-wing. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And then there's Bryan Walker... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Spends all his time wanking over Star Trek. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Shouting out "We need more power". |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Dirty little Where's Wally shithead. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And don't even get me started on Hazel's brothers. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Rochdale is a complete and utter fucking cess pit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Let's nuke the fucking place. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Useless sacks of shit, all of them |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | With their stupid fake German accents. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Drinking our beer. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Drinking MY fucking ale. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is a mess. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A total fucking piss take that they would come here. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And you fuckers let it happen. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hate Dangermouse. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I hate Penfold. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And you let the little bastard come here! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, I love Dangermouse. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Close all the bars. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ban all the football. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hide the sausages... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And do you know the worst part? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I didn't even get an invite to the wedding. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've always had a thing for Hazel. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Little minx. |
