| 00:01 - 00:07 | Today is a glorious day Liberals! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | It's May 1st, the day of celebrating Socialist Dominance! |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | All Hail the Ontario Liberals under Comrade McWynnty! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | The world's first pinko Lesbian! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | She spends like a drunken sailor! |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | She plans to pervert your children with her new Sex Ed cirriculum! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Her lackeys wasted billions on cancelled Gas Plants |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | And strategically erased all evidence of wrongdoing |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Liberals are the model of shame and corruption! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | And on this May Day, we salute the McWynnty Liberals! |
