| 00:00 - 00:04 | What do you get when you combine all 23 Toronto Maple Leafs with 23 lesbians? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | No Howie tell me |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | You get forty-Six people that dont do dick! |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | Don't trash the Leafs Howie |
| 00:13 - 00:17 | OK OK here is another good one. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | If you tell me another stupid blond joke I am going to kick you in the nuts |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked. |
| 00:24 - 00:25 | OK ha ha that was pretty good |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | Anything else? |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Will you tell Higgsy not to shoot hard at me today |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | No you pussy I am not telling him not to shoot |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | OK no high shots though |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Don't be a wuss |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | My arm is still sore from last year |
