| 00:01 - 00:06 | OK.... if you do not mind me asking |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | but will you explaine why Derek Lever |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Banned you from attending FISM |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Well im not exactly sure on the real reason |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | I know the fucking reason |
| 00:18 - 00:23 | . |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | the twat banned you because |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | your in a wheel chair |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | you know what he is like, |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | he banns everyone who cant walk |
| 00:30 - 00:35 | . |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | or even a simple speech impediment |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | like he thinks I have |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | Im so sorry for laughing excuse me |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | .wow what a cunt this wanker must be |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | he he he he |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | is the cunt like this with everyone |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | Im really sorry |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | lets carry on if you dont mind |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | is it true Derek Lever takes kick backs from Artists |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | he takes kick backs from everyone |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | . |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | and he likes children, |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | hes a friend of Jimmy Savil |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | . |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | and not a magician at all |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | loves to do his sponge balls with them |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | He he he he ha ha ha ha |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | what do you find funny please tell me |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | all i said was |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | he gets his balls out |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | for the children |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and asks what hand they are in |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | the dirty fucker |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | been doing it for years |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | OK THATS BETTER NOW |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | LETS GET BACK TO THE MAIN POINT |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | if i may ask a member of the audience |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | has the cunt banned any of you |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | from FISM |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | well yes he banned me |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | because i refused to give him a Blow Job |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | and that was enough BANNED |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | yes but is he a nice man |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | NO the biggest ass hole in Blackpool |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | that still does not explain |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | why he banns everyone |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | yes everyone |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | I CANT BELIEVE HE EXISTS |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | or people let him |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | get away with this behavior |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | its not right |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | I want to shake the hand |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | of the man that said |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | FUCK YOU DEREK LEVER |
