| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir you asked us to give you a report on the Super Replay Showdown |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | There were many options that were good this year. Secret of Mana, Chibi Rambo, Future Perfect |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Unfortunately not every game could win |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hanson started with an RTS and some game involving dirt |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The games were quite ridiculous |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As long as Tack, Tim or Reeves makes it to round 2 it's ok |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So how did they do? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Sir, Tack and Tim lost playing a game involving a floating stick |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Reeves pretty much beat himself |
| 00:34 - 00:38 | Jeff Cork lost in the finals using a crappy skateboard simulator |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I swear I am about to nerd rage |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Every year Cork gets screwed |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Chibi Robo needs to get it's own Super Replay |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why can't Hanson just pick normal games? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's always some obscure game |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How is it even fair? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cork is my favorite editor |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every year I think he is going to win! |
| 01:37 - 01:41 | He won Mario Kart 64, why couldn't they keep playing games like that? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | People think the weird games are funny |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't want funny. Super Replay Showdown is serious business |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | People seem to think it's meant to entertain |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's bull crap. I am so salty! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We need to know who is the best |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not who can stack one dude on top of another |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | or move a floating stick |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or who is best at Xenogears multiplayer |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I swear next year I'm not watching |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Not if they keep pulling this crap |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why not more street fighter? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | or Halo |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want one year where Hanson doesn't make me salty |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wait all year for the Showdown patiently |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't even |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What's next |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Winnie the Pooh multiplayer? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Pin the tail on the donkey? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's too cray cray |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hanson is out of control |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The fix was in |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There's still the Conker Super Replay |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Hanson is a mad genius |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I will just have to watch the Legend of Zelda Super Replay again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's not that bad I guess |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It has that Kablooie part |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe next year Cork will win |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Probably not though |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dammit Hanson |
