| 00:00 - 00:03 | Josh, I was surfing Instagram today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And I cam across Aidan's profile |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Last week he took a dope shot off of 1 World Trade Center |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It got over 1,000 likes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It has propelled him to national fame |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But this has been done many times before |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And his technique is sloppy |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Lights |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Aidan.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Aidan reached 6,000 followers last night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That is nearly 1,500 more than you |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you follow him on Instagram then leave right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 6,000 FOLLOWERS??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IS THIS SHIT FOR REAL??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I STARTED HIM ON THIS PATH |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND NOW HE'S TRYING TO ACT LIKE THIS IS HIS THING |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FUCK HIM BRO |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHAT AN ASSHOLE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | HE DOESN'T EVEN SKATE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND HE'S SO UNATHLETIC TOO |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Mr. Lights, he's really good at editing |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BULLSHIT!!!! HE JUST USES FILTERS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Josh, calm down. We still like yours better |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE CORMAC!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I NEED THE VALIDATION OF STRANGERS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I WANNA BE FAMOUS |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | AND NOW HE'S RUINING IT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I SHOULD HACK HIS ACCOUNT |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND DELETE ALL HIS FOLLOWERS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | DOES HE KNOW WHO I AM? I'M FUCKING FLASHING.LIGHTS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WILL RUIN HIM |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'LL CALL THE COPS ON HIM |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have worked so hard to get to where I am |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now he's just riding my success |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I never should have brought him |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But he takes some nice pictures... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | NO HE FUCKING DOESN'T! ALEC TAKES NICER PICTURES ON HIS PHONE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND HE BARELY GETS 100 LIKES ON HIS PICTURES |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why did it have to be Aidan |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That scrawny little shit can barely get to the roofs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And when he does he always complains |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He'll still do your shoot, don't worry |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know what i'll do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Next time we shoot |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll bring him to the edge |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And dangle him over like in the movies |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And only let him go when he promises to stop |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Thats the last time I ever bring him |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuckin Aidan |
