| 00:00 - 00:03 | I wish I had a plate of dicks. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In other news, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the gay porn truck crashed about here, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | nobody survived the horrible crash. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So your porn delivery will be delayed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fine then, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | just get another company to deliver it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There aren't any other gay German dungeon porn services available. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I am sorry... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Every one of you straight faggots, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean no gay porn?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | German dungeon porn is the shit!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's sexy!! It's the only thing I can fap to!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don't even give me shit!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's fucking great! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If I can't get my porn, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | we can suck the Jews' dicks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | all day long! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But that's fucked up!! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fine then, FIGHT NIGGA!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But I thought we were against the Jews. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm so angry, I could throw these pencils!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Get me new pencils! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I need my gay dungeon porn, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I fucking need it! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How else will i fucking masturbate?! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Get the truck that crashed, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it's imperative to my survival! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm getting a boner from thinking of gay porn. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Okay, now it's gone. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But I just fucking need it. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just imagine. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We could have |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | had so much power over the Jews |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | with all of that gay porn. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Son of a bitch! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We could have tortured them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | with that fucking dungeon porn. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, I heard dungeon porn isn't that bad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My dick... Is sad... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's going through withdrawl |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | from lack of furious masturbation. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now it's dissappearing. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's gone, thanks to you. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm trying to get back... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ... what's left of my dick. |
