| 00:00 - 00:03 | so I hear all these big U.S. corporations are planning mores in Germany |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Somewhere near Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It seems they want to torture employees |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and make overpriced shit for consumers |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and bring their horrible ways here to germany |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | no, it cant happen. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Germany cant allow that |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | uh, captain dumbass |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | steiner, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | he's an investor from the U.S. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he's already built corporate shit here long ago |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will all idiets who either shopped at Wal-Mart or used a McDonalds Drive-thru today please GTFO of the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY THE HELL DID I HIRE Y'ALL?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I PAY YOU EACH 7.25 AN HOUR TO GIVE DECENT ADVICE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and to also make sure this nation does not fail! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FUCK THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS TEMPLATE CAUSE HE GAVE ME IDIETS LIKE Y'ALL |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I hear one more person thats given into |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE UNFAIR CORPORATE BULLSHIT THAT HAS BEEN BROUGHT OUT WORLDWIDE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WILL PERSONALLY STOMP YOUR ASSES LIKE MARIO DOES TO GOOMBAS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Yo capt. Dumbass, you just made a major insult to the guiness behind this template, possibly risking this video banned! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well yah, BUT DO YOU NOT GET THE POINT?!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | CAPTAIN DUMBASS, YOU PAY US MINIMUM WAGE YOURSELF! YOU ARE CONTRADICTING! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I pay you that much because the creator of this video doesn't actually know how german wages work! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DEAL WITH IT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU ARE LUCKY YOU GET PAYED AT ALL CAUSE NOW I KNOW WHAT Y'ALL SPEND ON!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | $50 stuffed animals made in china! $10 burgers, a $100,000 limited edition Justin Beiber vagina hair from Ebay! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SERIOUSLY WHO LIKES THAT BITCH ANY MORE!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND THEN JUST LIKE THE AVERAGE AMERICAN, TREAT MIN WAGE WORKERS LIKE SHIT JUST CAUSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND REFUSED SEX! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | CUSTOMERS ARE SO FUCKING RUDE THESE DAYS! AND THEY ARE THE ONES... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHO ARE FUELING THE HORRIBLE CORPORATE ABUSE AND ROBOT MAKING OF EMPLOYEES |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO PRACTICE WHAT YOUR RELIGION OR PERSONAL MORALS TEACH WHICH I'M SURE DOESN'T SAY... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I am sure |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | that whatever you all beleive in doesn't say only be friendly to people who are buff or anorexicly model girl like |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am most definitely sure |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | that whether you beleive in some god or not, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THAT THERE IS A FUCKIN PERSONAL MORAL YOU HAVE LEARNED OVER YOUR LIFE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | to treat workers as human beings whether you are a consumer or boss |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | stop being so damn selfish and actually appreciate what they do |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the ones to blame are usually those greedy corporate basterds |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They are the ones who never invest enough in labor or equipment! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | you yelled for not having mayonaise on your McChicken burger? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | the human race is a failure |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | no wonder the creator of this video is so negative |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | all it takes is a thank you once in a while |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | but y'all don't thank the hooters attendants or albertsons baggers |
| 03:35 - 03:40 | But greed always gets in the way |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | nor do y'all appreciate what some countries have and others don't |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | All humans can change the way business works, |
