| 00:00 - 00:05 | We had a major problem. Only the smart students would pass |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | So Kumari was like: we need stupid people to pass |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But we couldn't lower the difficulty of the tests |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We started thinking about complementary points and what not |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So I made up TOK and EE! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | For real! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | For real! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | This would give them 3 extra points! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | For Real! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Kumari was over the moon by the idea! Stupid people were now passing the IB |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | All because of 3 meager points |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | It is basically a pile of nonsense condensed into a fake subject and essay |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Any dim wit could pass it! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | As long as they were good at lying! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | 80% of the students even loved it! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And they recommended it to their College Prep friends! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | For real! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I got a promotion because of the idea |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | 45% wage increase |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Free gym membership and 15% bonusses |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | All my coworkers started praising me every Friday |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They would buy me a cake |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But now stupid people were passing the IB |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Now people saw the IB as a place for stupid rich people |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | They were like if you have money you have IB |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And then we made it widely available to poor people! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And they just couldn't do it! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | They would give up after the first day |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | They just left the room and said good bye |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | For real! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I even... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I even got laid! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I took 3 women home from this work party! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | And they just wanted it! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | It was absolutely fantastic! They even started cooking breakfast for me the morning after |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Breakfast? What kind? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Tortillas and tacos! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | They even made my bed as I showered! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | All because of TOK and EE! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | To this day I can still not believe it |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what happened the day after? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I went out and partied again. Thinking it will never happen again |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | That it would only happen once per life |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I legitimately thought that |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But then it happened again! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Now 4 women wanted to go home with me! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | All because I needed to make stupid people pass the IB! |
