| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I decided to watch Divergent the other day |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I know it's fucking bullshit |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | but my friend loves it a lot and |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | has wanted to see Insurgent with me for a while |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | She said "watch the movie, be a fan" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I did |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | I did |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The movie was complete monkey ball sacks of shit |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | There was no plot |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Tris and Four's chemistry was fucked up and it looked like Four had blue balls all the time!! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And they all fought like little bitches |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | The villains were just mean fucks |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | And then when I thought the movie was over, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | there was like an hour left! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | When Tris' mom died |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And then her father |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | I didn't give a fuck |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I can't stop talking about Tris' and Four's chemistry |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Wait, there wasn't any!!! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | "Ahh look at my back tattoos" |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | "Ahh he touched me" |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They smashed faces |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | and she said "I don't want to go too fast" |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He "understood" |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But next thing you know, they wake up in the same bed |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | the next day. What the fuck just happened?! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I don't know |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | What the hell is going on! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | I'm so fucking confused!! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I can't |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And the dre-- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | the dreams |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Four's biggest fear was |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | getting his ass whooped by his father |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Tris was just scared Four wanted to do her |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | So she-- |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | she kicked him and, and |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | then all of a sudden all the Dauntless got mind controlled |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | I don't know what the fuck happened |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | But they looked as mindless as ever |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What about Four? Did he get controlled? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yeah, he was all fucked and started to beat Tris up |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I wish he killed the bitch, but he wanted to do her so bad |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | he snapped out of it |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Tris beat the bad guy |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Everything was fine, but she still had to leave |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And then they got on a train |
