00:00 - 00:05 | My best friend Mr. Davidson told me this story about his students |
00:05 - 00:07 | Hey this student comes up to him and says "Hey, MR. DAVIDSON, I didnt study for the test" |
00:07 - 00:10 | I have forgotten everything about the course and have no idea what to do in the test |
00:11 - 00:16 | The Ib exam is in one hour |
00:17 - 00:21 | They told him.... It's true |
00:21 - 00:24 | They asked him if I had time to review the whole course with them |
00:26 - 00:28 | He asked them what were the main reasons for the rise of hitler and they said |
00:29 - 00:31 | "He didn't get into art school" |
00:31 - 00:34 | After studying the topic for three months |
00:38 - 00:40 | Its true |
00:41 - 00:47 | They thought they could get a 7 by just watching the history channel |
00:47 - 00:50 | They said they watched the full season of Ultimate Warrior |
00:50 - 00:56 | and 2 seasons of Ancient Aliens It's really educational they said |
00:58 - 00:59 | Hitler was an alien |
00:59 - 01:01 | And escaped from Berlin in a spaceship |
01:04 - 01:06 | They wrote that on their test |
01:06 - 01:08 | And drew a picture of him flying away |
01:13 - 01:14 | It's true |
01:14 - 01:16 | in a pink flying saucer |
01:16 - 01:20 | Isn't he a part of the illuminati they asked |
01:21 - 01:27 | The question paper asked them to answer two questions in essay form but they answered only one |
01:35 - 01:36 | They couldn't even be bother to use English grammar rules |
01:36 - 01:39 | Then, seriously, they go, wait |
01:41 - 01:44 | You know the question about the suffragettes? |
01:44 - 01:47 | Was Hitler a suffragette? |
01:47 - 01:49 | They thought Lenin was in the Beatles |
01:50 - 01:53 | They say are going to manage HL History and Economics |
01:54 - 01:56 | They couldn't manage their own dinner... |
01:56 - 01:58 | History is just about learning dates and |
01:58 - 02:02 | Economics is about money and stuff they said |
02:05 - 02:07 | It's all the illuminati anyway said |
02:11 - 02:13 | I'd rather just eat Kaki pi |
02:15 - 02:17 | and drink fanta |
02:17 - 02:20 | History is a waste of time |
02:21 - 02:28 | whats the point if its all in the past |
02:29 - 02:30 | They have lost the plot |
02:36 - 02:39 | aye, aye |
02:40 - 02:42 | aye aye |
02:56 - 02:58 | So what are their chances of passing? |
02:58 - 03:04 | I suppose they have a chance of getting one or two marks |
03:04 - 03:09 | They say they are hoping for a 7, maybe |
03:09 - 03:11 | sorry, I got carried away there |
03:16 - 03:20 | But their question on the USA |
03:23 - 03:26 | Burgers come from there they said |
03:31 - 03:36 | They are hopeful they said |