| 00:00 - 00:03 | Amazon Germany has Wave 4 amiibo availble |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are currently preparing Wave 5 pre-orders |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Wave 4 has already deployed to the warehouses |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Wave 5 is preparing for a June and July launch |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the Americans? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is Amazon preventing them from importing? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Amazon... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Amazon is allowing shipments to America |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We've received intel that they've started ordering wave 4 and 5 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want you to contact Amazon by phone, email, and chat, right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THOSE AMIIBO BELONG TO GERMANY! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | NOT AMERICA! GERMANY! BULLSHIT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE AMERICANS WILL BUY ALL OF OUR STOCK AND LEAVE US WITH NOTHING |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | LEAVING OUR PEOPLE WITH NOTHING |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | GET ME JEFF BEZOS NOW |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | RIGHT NOW! ASAP! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THOSE AMERICANS THINK THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My leader, we have begun preparing plans to purchase all American amiibo to scalp on ebay |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | EBAY!? FUCK EBAY I WANT OUR AMIIBO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, we've already set up an Ebay account |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck your Ebay account and shitty plan |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We must contact Amazon |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And put an end to this bullshit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Right now and cancel their orders |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Only then can we secure our Amiibo stock |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And complete our in-box and out-of-box collections |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is that so hard to understand? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We must stop the Americans from buying all of our stock once and for all! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is that so much to ask? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All I want is Zero Suit Samus |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And Paluntena too |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck them |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck all of those Americans for stealing our Amiibo right under our noses |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If only Amazon would put an end to this |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But that's too easy for them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Let's keep letting Americans import our Amiibo |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And leave our people with nothing! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. Nintendo will fix all of this |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is becoming too much |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I feel like quitting Amiibo hunting |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Right now |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And burning my entire collection |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I cannot keep watching our Amiibo vanish right before my eyes |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because of Amazon's incompetence |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Move forward with the Ebay plan |
