| 00:00 - 00:05 | Nemo show's me something on his laptop. "Look at that! Isn't it great!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He's clapping like a fucking seal |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But what I see is crap. It's terrible |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I was trying hard not to laugh at first but then I found out |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | It was his dissertation! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's so bad! |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | Crap! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Utter crap! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | I know children who could do better! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Children! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Colouring in is a harder task. A geography dissertation is harder |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | I'd suggest Nemo just tried doing that |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | but I bet he couldn't keep inside the lines! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | A dissertation |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | that could be done by a child! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | What a pile of shit! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Fuck me it's awful! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | A year's work |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | but there's nothing there |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Chis Young's coursework was harder! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | I've seen better code from 1st years! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | "Look at my pretty crayons" |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | "My name's Nemo!" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No, let's be serious |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I'm sure his work will be very valuable |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | to wipe his arse |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | when his flatmate steals his toilet paper! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 1 year of work |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | but what he has |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | must have taken about 2 hours, at Nemo's slow pace! |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Fucking idiot! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | It's so bad... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | ...so bad that... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | so bad that even Lindsay's framework |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | you know that pile of hateful PHP vomit |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | probably some of the worst code ever seen, written by an idiot... |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | It's better than Nemo's dissertation? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, so much better! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Nemo doesn't have a clue what he is doing |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | 35% at best |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I feel bad but it's just terrible |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Have you seen other dissertations? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yeah, a few. Josh's, Alex's, Jim's, Mitja's |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | They're all much better, even Josh's who's doing the same thing |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Who'd have thought that, hey |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Jim's is better |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Good job Nemo's sister is fit |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | She should probably do his demonstration |
