| 00:01 - 00:07 | ATTENTION ALL SLEEP DEPRIVED AND EXHAUSTED COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON STUDENTS |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | YOUR RIGHTFUL JEWISH MASTERS HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU ALL |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | YOU MUST, AS OF TODAY, ROUND UP DAVEON YOUNG |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | AND SCOTT SWEAZY |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | FOR THE FINAL PREPERATIONS |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | OF THE WORLD'S FIRST GAY JEWISH BLACK CIS WHITE SMORE FEST-APALOOZA! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | THIS, LED BY BENJAMIN SCHAFER, WILL BE A |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | GREAT UNDERTAKING IN HISTORY |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | INVOLVING THE VOICES OF |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | MICKEY MOUSE AND KERMIT THE FROG! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | PREPARE FOR HIS MUPPETY FIST |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | AND FOR BEN'S SHALONG! |
