| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein fuhrer, it appears the Feminazis are converging on Charleston |
| 00:04 - 00:10 | They have become very irate with Scott Sweazy's Privilege |
| 00:11 - 00:13 | The time has come to act I'm afraid |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Or it could be too late |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Will I still be able to get a smore? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein fuhrer, there are no more... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ... |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | There are No more Graham Crackers or Marshmallows in charleston |
| 00:52 - 00:58 | Everyone who has checked their privilege, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | THIS IS BULLSHIT. |
| 01:15 - 01:20 | I'm tired of not having FUCKING SMORES |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I am a lonely man in need of Sexual pleasure! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The women here are ugly! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Their vaginas smell like rotten noodles |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bring me a hot man, a College of Charleston Student |
| 01:34 - 01:39 | Not a citadel cadet. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Citadel Cadets are hot |
| 01:43 - 01:45 | Do I look like I want herpes? |
| 01:46 - 01:47 | Then what about a sorority girl? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How Fucking desperate do I look? |
| 01:54 - 02:07 | I hate leggings, I hate Starbucks, I hate Chipotle. I want a fucking Smore. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want Scott Sweazy's pasty skin to nibble on |
| 02:14 - 02:18 | I want Daveon's Choclatey Goodness, oozing from my mouth |
| 02:19 - 02:21 | But alas, we have no graham cracker |
| 02:26 - 02:33 | I want a Graham Cracker. Only a Ryan King could do |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | All of you need to check your privilege, and get me a fucking smore now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
