00:00 - 00:03 | New reports in about Doner Haus |
00:04 - 00:05 | Reports indicate they now have bratwurst |
00:05 - 00:07 | They report seeing keilbasa here and here |
00:08 - 00:12 | Recent reports of brownies have come in |
00:12 - 00:15 | as well as a strong suspicion they have carrot cake |
00:17 - 00:19 | The brownie rumors are false |
00:19 - 00:21 | and nobody makes carrot cake like my mother |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | are also working on a schnitzel recipe |
00:34 - 00:36 | and they are organizing through Facebook |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has tried their food can leave now |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
01:15 - 01:17 | Stealing German recipes is a crime! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Trying to immitate it on American soil is impossible! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Where the hell did they get the sauce recipe? |
01:29 - 01:31 | That girl in the hall sold it to them! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Doners are why Americans come to Germany |
01:34 - 01:37 | We need to keep these sandwiches here |
01:37 - 01:40 | And never let them spread the taste |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they deliver near the air base |
01:42 - 01:46 | CRIMINALS! They're all criminals! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, their sauce is called Liquid Awesome |
01:48 - 01:52 | I've got your awesome right here |
01:53 - 01:54 | They stole it! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The schnitzel will never sell |
01:57 - 02:00 | The brownies are their secret weapon |
02:00 - 02:03 | How do they make that damn frosting??? |
02:04 - 02:08 | "All natural" "fresh ingredients" mein arse! |
02:08 - 02:13 | If they mass-produce it, we're out of business, and they win! |
02:14 - 02:16 | We need a serious plan or we're dead! |
02:17 - 02:21 | We need to find anyone who knows the recipes and erase them from existence, like Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | We must place an order with them |
02:30 - 02:34 | and then I'll kidnap their delivery driver myself |
02:34 - 02:36 | We'll torture him if they don't comply |
02:41 - 02:42 | I'm hungry... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Dammit, I want one of their Doners NOW, and a brownie for dessert |
02:48 - 02:53 | How did they make them so addictive? It's got to be that sauce. |
02:54 - 02:56 | And I want a bratwurst too |
02:56 - 02:59 | AND a carrot cake with that incredible icing |
03:00 - 03:02 | Ok, I'm weak, I admit it. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, we know you didn't sell the recipes |
03:14 - 03:16 | How did they get the meats and sauce right? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Could they simply have guessed? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Is anyone else hungry? |
03:31 - 03:33 | Yeah, that's what I figured |
03:40 - 03:46 | I need a phone so I can call in an order for delivery |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'm going to order a family pack for us all |
03:53 - 03:56 | And yes, brownies for dessert... |