| 00:00 - 00:05 | So the officers say "Risitas! Come on, go arrest them!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "Hurry up, before they get away!" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We were going top speed. As fast as we could. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We tried turning off the engine, stopping and continuing on foot, they still got away. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So the officers say, start camping the drug dealer! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Camp! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Camp! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And when they came to sell we arrested them! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Camp! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | This guy came, he had a Mohawk, you know, the one you pay 4.5 million for, it has 350 storage capacity |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He comes - we were hiding - he goes close to the drug dealer |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | We come out of nowhere and - |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | We arrested him |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Then we crashed his heli |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He said he spent all his money on it |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | That was his first cocaine run |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Camp! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And people keep on coming! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And we crash their vehicles |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And when we arrest them they lose all their gear! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Then you see them coming again with drugs |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | They have no money to rebuy their rifles |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but seriously, roleplaying-wise, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | it makes total sense |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Here's how we explain it: |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Every drug dealer wo- |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | works for the cops |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | On the whole island |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Every drug dealer, everywhere, works for us |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Camp! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | And then e- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Ev- |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | Everyone keeps trusting the drug dealer |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | They keep going back to sell their drugs |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | It makes total sense in roleplay, the dealer works with cops and people still do business with him |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | - And they keep coming back? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | - They keep coming back, yes. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | But they all need to sell drugs |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Because everything is so expensive |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Anything else just has way too low profit to buy anything worthy |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what do people do now? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | They either spend all their free time farming copper and sugar |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Or they check if cops are online first |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Else they just waste time |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | What else c- |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | What else can they do to not lose their truck? |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Now all their gameplay is, is hitting the windows key |
