| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dearest Furher, the SRHS Social Studies students are coming. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have began their movements |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | towards Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Their first movements will be to destroy the SOL test |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then to find our secret bunker |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How can they defeat the SOL? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It is undefeatable. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They have been trained |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | By Gibbs, Harris, Tucker |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Sigmon and Figliola |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave if you believe the SOL is doomed |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did we let this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why were the SRHS teachers not neutralized? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Why do their students not quit!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I now hear Sigmon's voice |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ringing throughout Berlin |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Tucker is screaming like a Baptist preacher |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Gibbs and Harris are bringing the wild hogs |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And Figliola has taught them German maps. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, there is no way their students can score 400! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | That's the dumbest thing I've heard! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The SOL are too difficult...even for them! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Did you not hear? IT'S THE SHRS SOCIAL STUDIES DEPARTMENT! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Their students are the most well-prepared |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We have no defense against their knowledge |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Of World History, U.S. History, and Geography |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | To think otherwise is a fairy tale! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I promised the Third Reicht would last 1,000 years |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | If I had known the SRHS students were coming |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I would have never made that promise! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They will surely defeat the SOL's and bring death to me! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All hope is lost |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They told me not to invade the Soviet Union in winter |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I didn't listen |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How did they know? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | GIBBS, TUCKER, SIGMON, HARRIS, AND FIGLIOLA! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If only I had listened to their advice! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now the SOL and Germany is doomed! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All the SRHS students will get over 400! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And some will score 600! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay...they won't hurt us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is no need to ready the troops |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They will never compare to SRHS History students. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is all lost |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The SOL test is defeatable |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It is an easy challenge for the SRHS students |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They are too smart and too prepared |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | 400...400...400 |
